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Joke of the Day
"What is headache ? 5 minutes talk to wife."
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"A homosexual, a Pedophile and a Priest walk into a bar The bartender asked him what he would like to drink."
"What's your favorite racial (but not racist) joke? How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A Brazilian!"
"The police caught me while I was spraypainting graffiti. I tried to deny it, but the writing was already on the wall."
"Why does the Trump campaign hire people in groups of three? One who can read, one who can write, and one to keep an eye on the other two ""elitist intellectuals."""
"What do you call a blind, legless buck? No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke?"
"Muffins - for people who don't have the guts to order cake for breakfast."
"I thought one of the ten word-play jokes my dad told would make me laugh, but... no pun in ten did."
"Confucius say: go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger."
"him: what did you do all day? *steps aside to reveal 12 cats taped together* Me: it's a purrrramid!"