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Joke of the Day

"[first date] Her: I love your scent, what is it? Me: desperation."

"My dishwasher broke down and stopped working So I remarried"

"how many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? it doesnt matter.....they just beat the shit out of the walls for being black."

"What do you call a black guy in a cockpit? A pilot, you racist bastard."

"did you see Iran play in the world cup? I heard they played like Shiate'"

"Q: Why do rugby fans eat up the sport? A: Because it is 'scrum'-ptious."

"Defending why he has a dislike of gay guys... Ok look I know they're not all bad but you have to admit they hang around a lot of assholes."

"Only is Adam and Eve were Chinese they would've probably ate the snake instead of the forbidden fruit."

"Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster? So we can think about a solution in silence."

"Ok, I am now following you. Where are we going? I vote for Arby's. I love the horsey sauce. I shall bring my own horse."