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Joke of the Day
"Why don't suicide bombers bathe? Because they are preparing a stink bomb"
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"Do you want to hear a dirty, heavy, wet joke? Elephant in the mud. I'll see myself out."
"today i won a raffle. received a life supply of marmite, one whole jar."
"ME: Do we have Bacon Bits? WIFE: Fridge. Why? ME: *filling pockets* No reason *dog park* PERSON: Sorry. He's normally behaved ME: No prob"
"When I am president, it will be legal to grab the waists of slow and distracted pedestrians on cell phones and race them along."
"Never underestimate a woman sitting quietly in a corner sharpening a knife."
"What looks like half a cat ? The other half !"
"Give a man a fish and he'll be like, ""Dude I'm allergic to fish."" TEACH a man to fish and he'll be like, ""THTOP I THAID IM ALLERGIC TO FITH"""
"Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water? Because these colors don't run."
"Where does the dentist get his gas?...At the filling station"