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Joke of the Day
"How many points do I get if I hit a Pokemon player with my car?"
Next Joke
"JUDGE: I find you guilty of murder. Sentenced to life. LAWYER: But it was only 20 minutes of murder. JUDGE: Oh, then you're free to go."
"What did Sacagawea the frog say in the trampoline factory? I'm very hoppy."
"Plan B and pregnancy tests should be sold at the Liquor Store as a 'one stop shop' kinda thing. Save all that judgment for one cashier."
"Retweet this and you'll go to heaven. Yes, the standards are now that low."
"Come to my apartment on black friday and get all your clothes 100% off."
"Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea"
"Strange new trend in the work office started. People have been writing names on the food. Today I ate some pizza named John."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hockey Barbie ...comes with hockey stick and missing teeth"
"The Silent Wife Father : hey Son! why is your mother sitting so silent today? Son: nothing Dad. She asked for lipstick and i heard "" GLUE STICK "" Father : God bless u son !!"