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Joke of the Day
"I was going to make a joke about vaginas. But you'll never get it."
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"What does Elvis say when he gets an infection that standard antibiotics can't treat? MRSA!"
"How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order? I on it."
"Why did the atheist fail algebra? He didn't believe in higher powers!"
"I got my first blow job today It sucked"
"My baby just said ""mommy"" instead of ""daddy"" First word problems"
"A squiggly red line should appear under people who are wrong for you"
"What's a pirates favorite letter? *arrrrrrr?* you'd think that but it's actually P, because with out it they'd just be irate."
"What did the spice scream during sex? Thyme cumin!"
"How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nunes? None."