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Joke of the Day
"So these two blondes walk into a building.. You would have thought one of them would have seen it."
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"Mrs. Bigger liked telling everyone her newborn baby boy was a lot bigger than she was... But he was really just a little Bigger."
"911: What's your emergency? Me: I need several Ambuli stat! 911: Ambuli? Me: Yea plural for Ambulance 911: No its not Me: It should be"
"Donald Trump is getting back into the air travel industry... He's launching...Receding Hairlines"
"I watched Se7en for the first time today, I was completely blind going in.. What's in the box!?!?!"
"Guy says to a girl, please give me a... ....blowjob."" The girl says, ""can't you be more romantic?"" So the guy says, ""ok, give me a blowjob in the rain."""
"If I was Baltimore's head coach I'd probably just say ""That's so Ravens"" after every play."
"What does one star say to another star when they meet? Glad to meteor!"
"I keep having hallucinations of pickles. My therapist says I'm dillusional."
"I've always wanted to drown my troubles But I can never get my wife to go swimming"