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Joke of the Day

"What does one star say to another star when they meet? Glad to meteor!"

"""Is there really a fire? Prove it."" -Mrs. Doubtfire"

"What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons? Those are the wrong Sais."

"Which Spanish superhero has three wives? Amor-Man"

"[Scooby & the gang catch a regular guy] ""Let's see who this ghost really is!"" No! Wait, I'm not- [rip off face] *gasps* ""OLD MAN SKELETON?"""

"The baby gets furious when I try to undress him. He gets that from his mother."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hunchback Barbie ...pull the string and she cries ""Sanctuary! Sanctuary!"""

"Went hunting with Willie Nelson and we each got a turkey. Now that's what I call killing 2 birds with one stoner."

"Walnut: I look exactly like a brain. Broccoli: Hey, I look like a tree. Mushroom: Wow, I look just like an umbrella. Walnut: I look exactly like a brain. Banana: Man, can we change the topic please?"

"I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went.L Then it dawned on me."