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Joke of the Day
"Donald Trump is getting back into the air travel industry... He's launching...Receding Hairlines"
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"Quick question: can I breastfeed if I've had implants?"
"A blind man walks into a bar... Table and a chair."
"*follows Dreams* ~dream doesn't follow back~ ~unfollows Dream~"
"What do you call the illegitimate son of a man with a big face? A cheeky bastard."
"I was reading the book ""Great Expectations"" by Charles Dickens. It wasn't as good as I hoped it would be."
"Which elf likes to click pictures? sELFie"
"Hey, are you Jewish? Cause you Israeli hot. My go-to joke at parties."
"How many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? A lot, because they're fucking stupid."
"When your partner cheats on you, do what every respectable person does. Post their name and phone number on 4Chan."