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Joke of the Day
"I've always wanted to drown my troubles But I can never get my wife to go swimming"
Next Joke
"Why do Republicans make good DJs? Because they know how to shut the House down."
"Perhaps the most gut wrenching part of my day is the moment I look in my fast food bag to see if they remembered my straw"
"There are 10 types of people in this world.... Those who understand Binary numbers, and those who don't."
"A man goes to the doctor with a terrible rash on his nuts The doctor says, ""well you'll have to stop masturbating"". Man says ""why?"" Doctor says, ""because it's making it really hard to examine you"""
"What did the bee call his military mission? ""Operation pollination"""
"Mosquitos are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood."
"Why are dicks like quantum particles Measuring them changes the result"
"What is a 72? A 69 with 3 people watching."
"One nation, under Trump, divisible... Trade liberty and justice for Wall."