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Joke of the Day
"I watched Se7en for the first time today, I was completely blind going in.. What's in the box!?!?!"
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"Whenever my anorexic girlfriend says she needs a pee, I never know if she needs the toilet or she's just hungry."
"Boss: Can I have a word with you? Me: You just had 7 with me. Good talk. Boss: But.. Me: Shhhhhhh....."
"Why didn't the Jewish Boy Scout come home? He went to the wrong camp. Bonus: I'm a Jewish Boy Scout"
"Tiger Woods joke So I guess Tiger Wood and Lindsay Vonn are having an Open relationship."
"That show Scrubs is bullshit. Not one person in this hospital joined in my song and dance number."
"Today, I'm happy to say I am 12 years sober! Unfortunately it was only the first 12 years of my life and I've been drunk ever since."
"A guy walks into a bar. A guy walks into a bar with a block of asphalt under his arm, he says to the bartender ""I'll have two beers, one for me and one for the road"""
"When is a one not one? When it's too"
"I like my women how I like my coffee, Without a penis."