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Joke of the Day

"I watched Se7en for the first time today, I was completely blind going in.. What's in the box!?!?!"

"What Is the Difference Between a ISIS Training Camp and a Iraqi School? Can't Tell the Fucking Difference, I just fly the drone."

"A recent study shows that 51.9% of the UK are under educated. It was called the EU referendum."

"What did Cindarella say when she got to the ball? Gluk gluk gluk (say it out loud)"

"A blue whale produces 400 gallons of sperm when he ejaculates... [NSFW] And you wonder why the sea tastes so salty..."

"Going on the Obama diet... Putin will eat my lunch everyday..."

"Ever think about an old friend and wonder what they're doing right now? They're playing on their phone. Everyone is playing on their phone."

"Did you hear about the two peanuts that got lost in the bad neighborhood last night? One was assulated, the other was shelled."

"A speech should be like a woman's skirt. Long enough to cover the essentials but short enough to keep it interesting!"

"If you've never had a 4 hour conversation about which cartoon character gives the best blowjobs, then I question your commitment to tequila."