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Joke of the Day
"Why does Donald Trump put his name on his buildings? So the banks know which ones to seize"
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"I had a dream I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram I was - like - 0MG."
"If you watch the way that many motorists drive you will soon reach the conclusion that the most dangerous part of a car is the nut behind the wheel."
"What is the worst way to ask for a cigarette in San Francisco? ""You got a fag I can bum?"""
"Documentary I just finished watching a documentary on time machines. That's 3 hours of my life I'll probably get back."
"Two chemists are at a bar. One says, ""I'd like some water."" The other says ""I'd like some Hydrogen Peroxide."" The second one died. Of cancer, many years later."
"Prank caller: Is your refrigerator running? Me: Of course. Can't have these bodies at room temperature"
"My wife gained more than 100 pounds during pregnancy, so I started walking 5 miles every day to encourage her. It's been three months and now I'm over 300 miles away from home."
"I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force."
"Holding my breath until someone likes this status."