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Joke of the Day
"Why does Donald Trump put his name on his buildings? So the banks know which ones to seize"
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"Gay jokes aren't funny come on man"
"How do you get a fat girl into bed with you? A piece of cake"
"I love the Olympics #OpeningCeremony. It reminds me of that time I had to run to the creek when my sleeve caught on fire."
"What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink? Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!"
"Did you hear about the HVAC technicians who got into an argument? At first it was heated, but they got some fresh air then things cooled off"
"[reading Harry Potter] Me: Do you know what's going on? 3-year-old: He went to lizard school. I'd correct her, but her version is better."
"Have you heard the joke about the blind man who picked up a hammer and saw?"
"What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender? Apple Sauce"
"smart husband Wife: honey, can i hold henry? (their new baby) Husband: wait until he cries. Wife: why?? Husband: because i cant find him!!!!!!"