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Joke of the Day

"Nothing like listening to old school rap on the way to the office to make you want to smack a bitch."

"OH MY GOD THE INSPIRATIONAL TWEETS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE"

"Roses are Red - Good poem for your ex's Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo. Do not worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you."

"I used to be addicted to the hokey-cokey But I turned myself around and that's what it's all about."

"What do you get if you cross a toilet with a pop singer ? Loo-Loo !"

"[airport check-in] Me: I'd like to check this in Clerk: you'll have to take that on with u Me [sighing & picking baby up off counter]: fine"

"If you get robot arms don't get the cheap ones [starts clapping for no reason]"

"Jus made the jerk off motion at a baby because his mom is using coupons."

"I went to the park earlier to play frisbee with me dog. It was shit! I think I need a flatter dog."

"My neighbors listens to awesome music whether they like it or not."