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Joke of the Day
"I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force."
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"My asian friend told me a hilarious joke today... Unfortunately, I had reddit be-4chan."
"Why does a Mexican take Xanax? For his Borderline Personality Disorder."
"The only reason the term 'Ladies first' was invented was for the guy to check out the woman's ass."
"How do '90s kids count to 6? Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis."
"Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank? They weren't hiring."
"If you piss me off bad enough and tell me to leave you alone, I will take 30 Adderall and send you cat pictures every 3 minutes for 6 days."
"A man has started a business in Afghanistan. He's selling landmines that look like prayer mats... Prophets are going through the roof."
"How do Reavers clean their spears? They send them through the Wash."
"I'll never know if those cookies will give me super powers or not unless I eat some."