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Joke of the Day
"What is the worst way to ask for a cigarette in San Francisco? ""You got a fag I can bum?"""
Next Joke
"I've been dating this lady who is gluten free... Problem is, we go to a deli, she asks, ""do you want to split a sandwich."" I say, ""sure"" and then I'm just left with the bread."
"Waiter (serving soup): It looks like rain today. Patron: Yes it does but it smells like soup."
"My social life. /thread"
"Maybe I'm just drunk, but this toilet looks alot like my neighbors car."
"When I was 12 I got kidnapped. When my parents found out they snapped into action. They rented out my room."
"Why did the black boy fall off his bike? He didn't, he fell off yours."
"Carving a boob from a tree would be pretty cool Wooden tit?"
"my mom's cat has been in our family since 2002 and i never saw it get a boner til tonight. animals are awful and perverted"
"I look forward to using the phrase ""I'm gonna fuck you til you're pregnant!"" in bed when we decide to have kids."