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Joke of the Day

"3rd eye: youre on drugs 4th eye: youre a nerd 5th-7th eyes: ??? 8th eye: you are now a spider 9th eye: spider on drugs 16th eye: nerd spider"

"Out of all the gruesome noises coming from the bathroom stall next to me, the camera click was the most troubling."

"You know whats scarier than a bee chasing you because i dont"

"Traveling through Italy I spent hundreds of Euros on pasta. (Pun) It was worth every Penne."

"I try to avoid nice people so they can stay that way."

"I'm in a long-distance relationship My girlfriend lives in the future."

"If you're a couple who sit on the same side of the booth, I'mma slide into the empty seat and eat your fries. Stop creeping everyone out."

"Did you guys hear about the Great Potato Famine in Ireland? Seriously, how hard is it to feed your potatoes?"

"Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance . Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair . Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage . Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy"

"Trash can and chileans(Geopolitic humour) what is the difference between a trash can and a Chilean? The word"