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Joke of the Day
"Traveling through Italy I spent hundreds of Euros on pasta. (Pun) It was worth every Penne."
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"Everybody has been reading about the fight today Except Floyd Mayweather."
"1940 I met my first love. 1942 I met my second. Then I met my third at 1948. It's been a hectic evening."
"What is the difference between acne and a Catholic priest? Acne waits till you're 13 to come on your face."
"How do I tell a man he loves me?"
"A baby seal walks into a bar... Bartender asks ""What'll it be kid?"" Seal plops a five on the counter and says ""Anything but a Canadian Club."""
"I got this really good lifeprotip while in the shower, but I forgot it when I dropped the soap. Ah, now I remember what it was. Never pick up the soap when showering in a prison."
"What does the daddy gun have when he becomes a father? A bb gun."
"They just opened a sperm bank for gay couples. You can get it by the buttload."
"The population of Ireland keeps expanding exponentially It just keeps Dublin and Dublin"