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Joke of the Day

"Did you guys hear about the Great Potato Famine in Ireland? Seriously, how hard is it to feed your potatoes?"

"What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called? I, Mac."

"Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI? A: When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down."

"GREEN LIPSTICK Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick? A: Because red means stop."

"Sadly, the man who invented the raffle has passed away. R.I.P Tom Bola"

"I once dated a girl with a lazy eye, It was going well for a few months until I realized she was seeing someone else."

"What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony? A tumblr."

"One of my mates told me that he has a pregnant rabbit. It has an ingrown hare,"

"My mom asked me a question and when I went to answer she said, ""Hold on I can't hear you. I gotta turn on the light."" The dark was too loud?"

"What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? Your job still sucks! And it sucks *hard*. ( )"