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Joke of the Day

"Trash can and chileans(Geopolitic humour) what is the difference between a trash can and a Chilean? The word"

"What does a girls asshole and a 9v battery have in common? You know it's wrong but eventually you stick your tongue to it."

"Dentist: Don't worry. I'm painless. Patient: I'm not."

"Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates? She was looking for Alderaan men."

"Husband Bear: Honey! I'm home! Wife Bear: For God's sake, would you at LEAST say hello before demanding dinner?"

"My Friend is 5'8""... Some people would say he's tall, but I think he's just high."

"How many terrorists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? none, they blew it up already."

"I asked a homeless woman if I could take her home. She shyly said yes.... so I took her cardboard box and left."

"If I have to Russian again... Soviet."

"How much did the critic tip the waitor? two cents"