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Joke of the Day

"Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance . Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair . Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage . Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy"

"What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour? A double crosser."

"Bloody Good Question How can you ever be late for anything in London? They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town."

"Irish Nessie Over in Ireland, in a lake near Dublin, thay have their own Nessie. It's a monster that likes to ring doorbells. It's a knock-less monster."

"No thanks, ads to buy more followers; I get them the old-fashioned way: by telling them they're gonna die and I can save them."

"What's black and doesn't work? Half of London"

"What do you call a morality story with sharp teeth and green scales? An allegory."

"The difference between Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee? Why does Chuck Norris have a lot of jokes but Bruce Lee doesn't? Because Bruce Lee is no joke..."

"I used to be passive aggressive but now I'm aggressively passive. Don't mess with me, idiot. I'll sit right here. I'll f*cking forgive you."

"Why did Hitler kill himself? The gas bill was too high."