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Joke of the Day

"How many dragon ball characters does it take to change a light bulb ? Only one... but it will take a few episodes. ~~The lightbulb saga~~"

"What is Santa's favorite music? Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8....)"

"I woke up hung-over to the sound of my neighbour mowing his lawn. He'll have to mow around me. I'm not moving."

"[Serious] Have any animals besides humans been shown to exhibit humor in their social interactions? Looking for anyone with specific knowledge of this. Any zoolologists out there?"

"[after an accident on the ski slope] ME: did i nail the triple backflip PARAMEDIC: u choked on a tootsie roll and fell off of the ski lift"

"what kind of knife is used to perform female circumcision? a beaver cleaver"

"The best time to propose at a restaurant is right after you order but before you pull up to the window."

"Why are horses no fun? Because they are neigh-sayers"

"""Hell no!"" A man and woman are riding up in an elevator. The man looks at the woman and says, ""Can I smell your pussy?"" She replies, ""Hell no!"" The man says, ""Well, it must be your feet then."""

"What do you call a bee from America? A USB."