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Joke of the Day

"How many dragon ball characters does it take to change a light bulb ? Only one... but it will take a few episodes. ~~The lightbulb saga~~"

"Is there anyone besides Jesus Christ who has the privilege of having his name double as a swear?"

"Two condoms are walking down the street... The first one sees a Gay bar, turns to his friend, and says 'Hey, want to go in and get shit faced?'"

"Why did the redneck cross the road? To get to the oth-TONY STEWART"

"I pulled my wife's panties to the side.......then put the rest of her socks in the drawer."

"Man at the bar... ""...Are you Jamaican? Because Jamaican me crazy! Woman responds: ""No, I'm Finnish. Finnished with this conversation!"""""

"I have a dog to make sure that the noises in the middle of the night are nothing serious and I have a cat to make those noises."

"How does moses make his tea? Hebrews it"

"Someone just threw a bottle of Omega 3 pills at me. Don't worry, I only suffered super fish oil injuries."

"Say whatever you want about pedophiles... ..but at least they slow down in school zones..."