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Joke of the Day

"Two condoms are walking down the street... The first one sees a Gay bar, turns to his friend, and says 'Hey, want to go in and get shit faced?'"

"A Scotsman was running down the street with his mouth open... He'd heard there was a nip in the air."

"Crimea River What did say to bama."

"what's the difference between a vagina and your joke? Nothing. They both stink!"

"In memory of Arnold Palmer, I wore my golf underwear today... ...the one's with 18 holes. (Too soon?)"

"My favorite clean joke Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field!!!!!"

"It's fun to smudge your lipstick and ruffle your hair before you come out of your bosses office, then give your work colleagues a wink."

"Wife comes back from the doctor and says to her husband: - Honey, I have a sad news - a gynecologist told me not have sex for a three weeks... Husband: And what did the dentist say?"

"When my wife and I first got married she treated me like a god! Gave me burnt sacrifices every night."

"Breaking News: PIRATES STOPPED STEALING OIL TANKERS They switched to stealing tankers filled with printer ink..."