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Joke of the Day

"How does moses make his tea? Hebrews it"

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"Yo mama joke(FNAF2) Yo mama is so ugly that even the puppet master was scared of her!"
"What's green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A pool table."
"I'm having an out-of-money experience."
"What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common? They're both raining bodies"
"When you hold me, I'd prefer it not be ""accountable."""
"[OC] where did the cavemen live? Neandertown!"
"How do you stop a dog from barking in your front yard... Put him in the backyard"
"How do you stop a dog from screwing your leg? Give it a blowjob."
"Which rock band has 4 people but doesn't make music? Mount Rushmore"