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Joke of the Day
"How does moses make his tea? Hebrews it"
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"ME: Do ghosts wear condoms DENTIST: How are you still awake"
"Whats yellow and dangerous? Shark infested custard"
"Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor? A: About 10 pounds."
"Have you heard that Magnesium is dating Oxygen? OMg"
"Spent all day at Legoland with my son during Star Wars weekend. Gushed like a fangirl when I met Darth Vader. He's my Justin Bieber"
"Sit-ups are no fun, sharpie abs are definitely the way to go if you want permanent results."
"My reaction when i found out oxygen and magnesium are dating O Mg"
"What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard? Edward Snowed In"
"ME: What's this bit here? NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things"