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Joke of the Day
"Is there anyone besides Jesus Christ who has the privilege of having his name double as a swear?"
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"Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom? Because her pee is silent."
"Please hold so I can transfer you to a supervisor and accidentally hang up on you."
"When skinny girls say ""I'm so fat"" to fish for a compliment from me, I just agree."
"Where do otters come from? Otter Space."
"""Asphyxiate' would be worth like a million points..."" I thought to myself as I lay choking on a Scrabble tile."
"Donald Trump on not repeating himself at last nights debate: ""I do not repeat myself! I do not repeat myself!"" Funny, cause its true."
"An impotent man... ... named his dick Magikarp. Because it's useless and can only splash."
"George Bush and his son like to refer to each other as ""41"" and ""43."" I don't know why they'd be so proud of IQ's that low."
"I left my last girlfriend because she wouldn't stop counting. I often wonder what she's up to now."