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Joke of the Day

"Relevant advice. Remember everyone, if you're attacked by a group of clowns. Go right for the juggler."

"Do you think Michael J Fox....? Do you think Michael J Fox ever gets an answer out of an 8-Ball?"

"Knock Knock Who's there ? Chaz ! Chaz who ? Chaz nasty as you wanna be !"

"Q: How do you describe a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots? A: Flattered."

"What's the difference between 9/11 and a hand job? 9/11 was an inside job"

"Silly Political/Finance Joke What do Vladimir Putin, Crude Oil, and the Russian Ruble have in common? They're all going to be 65 this year."

"Girlfriend told me she wanted to see our kids so I came in her eye"

"I always knew I'd end up drunk in a gutter. I just didn't expect everyone around me to keep bowling."

"Recently I was asked how I view Lesbian relationships... apparently, ""In HD"" was not the correct answer."

"Oh heres a good joke my life"