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Joke of the Day
"Do you think Michael J Fox....? Do you think Michael J Fox ever gets an answer out of an 8-Ball?"
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"Christmas is shit ! Whoever invented it should be nailed to a cross."
"TIL an African grey parrot, who lives an incredibly long life, can learn up to the vocabulary of an 8 year old. So when do you have the sex talk?"
"I couldn't sleep because my fan was making loud noises. Yeah,it's a huge metal fan !"
"Yesterday was a unique day: half the US voters made the wrong choice. The other half did, too."
"What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out? The dishes if she knows what's good for her!"
"What does the Obama administration think about foreign relations? Why so Syrias?"
"What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head? Getting sleighed."
"I read the terms and conditions."
"Rival Gang Leader: Me: Rival Gang Leader's mom: [nudges son] go on Rival Gang Leader: sorry I tried to shoot you"