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Joke of the Day

"Recently I was asked how I view Lesbian relationships... apparently, ""In HD"" was not the correct answer."

"Dear Abby, I want to run over my neighbor with my SUV. How can I do that without raising my insurance rates?"

"How do you know if you have an underbite? When your eating pussy and it tastes like shit"

"Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells? Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha..."

"I'm sick of women staring at my spaceship. It's like, HELLO, my tentacles are up here!"

"I'm commonly known to my friends as ""that nutty guy"" Haha, just kidding. Squirrels can't talk."

"Grammar Nazi vs. Hitler Soldier:""Sir, we are mining too many useless ores."" Hitler:""So mine less!"" [Grammar Nazi busts in] ""MINE FEWER"" [Hitler looks up] ""Yes?"""

"The adult version of Operation is trying not to break a tortilla chip while dipping it into a jar of salsa."

"When I watch an '80s movie I can't help but think about how all those malls are dead now."

"What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween? A Ghost Pepper."