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Joke of the Day

"I always knew I'd end up drunk in a gutter. I just didn't expect everyone around me to keep bowling."

"Chuck Norris Once roundhouse kicked a horse in the jaw, thus creating the giraffe."

"Never trust your kids. You know who their parents are."

"Why did the cowboy buy a Dachshund To get a long little doggy"

"Why Adele crossed the road? To say hello from the other side"

"My uncle Died after having a stroke... right as he came he had a heart attack."

"Sexxist much? Q: how do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow? A: give her a shovel."

"People who cheer at concerts when a musician says the name of their city are the most easily impressed people on earth."

"Why don't violists get stressed? Because they have nothing to fret about!"

"Did you hear about the guy addicted to eating salt? Don't worry, he was cured."