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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between 9/11 and a hand job? 9/11 was an inside job"
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"Eighty seven percent of single people are single because they don't want to share their pizza with anyone."
"I told a Chinese guy that they always smell like Chinese food. He said ""aw that's lo, mein."""
"The barman says, ""We don't serve time travelers in here"". A time traveler walks into a bar."
"Scientists detected gravitational waves directly for the first time Your mom's gonna get half the Nobel prize."
"LAMP FOR SALE: gold, antique, good patina, evil genie, functions like new, you will be killed, shiny, polished, be careful what you wish for"
"I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle."
"Why do old people read the bible so much? cramming for finals"
"How to mess with people To REALLY mess with people, try drinking Gatorade from a Windex bottle."
"How is Jesus different from other carpenters? Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day"