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Joke of the Day

"Silly Political/Finance Joke What do Vladimir Putin, Crude Oil, and the Russian Ruble have in common? They're all going to be 65 this year."

"what do homosexuals and peanut butter have in common? They both dont come in boxes"

"What is Pinocchio's favourite kind of sex? No strings attached."

"My dad asks my little brother, ""Hey son do you know what sea monster's favorite snack is?"" ""Ships and dip!"" *dips chip in dip*"

"What music does a balloon really hate? Pop"

"According to Facebook, 78% of girls I went to high school with now own their own photography business."

"Which operetta make the Gorilla crack up? Nutty Marietta!"

"I don't understand people with anchor tattoos that say, ""I refuse to sink."" It's a damn anchor! It's supposed to sink! What am I missing?"

"Someone dumped in the urinal! It was real shitty!"

"wife: Would you ever want an open marriage? me *messages every girl in my phone asking if they'd have sex with me* Umm *all respond no* Nah"