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Joke of the Day
"Some people around here retweet like it's coming out of their booze allowance."
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"(NSFW) My wife was doing the mannequin challenge way before it got popular. She only does it when we have sex though."
"What do pirates like to wear during the winter? Scarves"
"I just drop my keyboard on the floor by accident... I lost control."
"Why do vegans don't like to kiss?? It gives them butterflies in their stomach"
"I love to watch the look of panic on my husband's face when I pull a pair of panties out of my drawer and say, ""um, these aren't mine."""
"I just managed to determine someones IQ just by hearing her laugh."
"i look like i'm trying to get water out of my ears when i dance"
"Everton fan, Colonel Gaddafi's last wishes were that he should be buried in the number 18 Gascoigne shirt as he wanted to be buried in the Gaza strip."
"A wife texts her husband ""Windows frozen"" ""Pour some hot water over it"" he replies. ""Computer completely fucked now"""