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Joke of the Day

"Everton fan, Colonel Gaddafi's last wishes were that he should be buried in the number 18 Gascoigne shirt as he wanted to be buried in the Gaza strip."

"What did the serial killer say before he killed his victim? cheerio."

"How do you know you've been making too many jokes? When the wordplay becomes wordwork."

"I can't personally remember an Olympics with better toilet reporting"

"What does a redneck say after sex? Thanks, sis."

"Why do comedians hate noble gasses? They give no reaction."

"A man goes to the zoo. There's only one animal. It's a dog. It's a shitzu."

"A man walks into a bar He shits in it ...Sorry"

"Does Al Pacino think that he's getting paid by the decibel?"

"Baseball baking What's the difference between a baseball cupcake and a baseball muffin... The batter"