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Joke of the Day

"(NSFW) My wife was doing the mannequin challenge way before it got popular. She only does it when we have sex though."

"I like my women like I like my coffee... In an airtight bag in the freezer."

"If a pizza has a radius ""z"" and a depth ""a"" Its volume can be defined by pi* z* z* a"

"I yelled ""shotgun"", long before anyone else, but I still got to sit in the backseat. I hate cops."

"My dyslexic son came last in the school pottery contest... He wrote a poem."

"How does an alien get back to his home planet? ayy lmao"

"Me and the other guys from the circus.... ... took a night off to see some stand-up comedy but he was really mean and cutting. He went straight for the juggler."

"Detective: how were u able to do it? Serial Killer: thanks to the flexibility of Uber. I was able to work my own hours and still murder"

"Women who live in glass houses shouldn't complain about the glass ceiling"

"Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? Christopher Reeves in a house fire."