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Joke of the Day
"What do pirates like to wear during the winter? Scarves"
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"What do you call a cow that has a record player, tight pants, and thick brimmed glasses? A hip-steer."
"How is Donald Trump going to shut down the department of education? By renaming it 'Trump University'!"
"What's darker than 3am in the morning? 12' noon in the cotton fields."
"YOGA CLASS INSTRUCTOR: And now we go into downward dog *loud thud GARY WHO IS A T-REX: I'm ok. I'm ok. It's just a bloody nose."
"An ex-military veterinarian who specializes in animals wounded in war... is a Vet Vet for Vet Pets"
"When I ask my wife if she wants help, she changes the subject and asks if a bear shits in the woods, like I'm some sort of bear scientist."
"Who was the last President of China? Yes he was."
"When my neighbor's bed starts rhythmically hitting the wall, I like to drum back. Last night, we had a real jam session going."
"What did the DNA say to the RNA? Uracil-y structure!"