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Joke of the Day

"A wife texts her husband ""Windows frozen"" ""Pour some hot water over it"" he replies. ""Computer completely fucked now"""

"I just took a part time job at a vitamin store... for some supplemental income."

"Why do mice have such small balls? Because not many of them know how to dance."

"So I went to grad school and finished my doctorate... I got my doctorate in fighting games and completed a masters in traditional line dancing. My degree is called the Shoryucan-can"

"How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb? It doesn't matter..Theres a Blackout!"

"Witness protection, but for men who have accidentally told a woman she looks tired"

"""Oh, hey! I didn't even recognize you!"" means ""I saw you and tried to avoid you, but here you are."""

"This hasn't helped my bull get any sleep at all. In fact, the closer I get to him with the bulldozer, the more agitated he gets."

"How do you practice eating out a black woman? Steel wool and mayonnaise"

"What's the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again."