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Joke of the Day

"A wife texts her husband ""Windows frozen"" ""Pour some hot water over it"" he replies. ""Computer completely fucked now"""

"Hezbollah put out a new Moisturiser... 100% Shi'a butter."

"How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb? No one knows, the findings never replicate."

"What did Robin Williams suicide note say? ""Sorry guys...I gotta go see about a girl."""

"What Should You Do After Ireland Wins The World Cup Turn off Fifa and go to bed"

"What's the hardest part about rollerskating? Explaining to your dad that you're gay"

"I think I just figured out the name of the modern day Thieves Guild. EA"

"Batteries have a tough life. They're either working or dead."

"What's white and smells like black paint? White paint"

"A friend of mine is really into A Tribe Called Quest... ... I'd buy him an album, but I left my wallet in El Segundo."