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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when a lizard cums? Busting a newt"

"Children are demo versions of humans."

"What material should you never use to create or build with? Tin that was mined by moles. Anything you make with it melts immediately."

"When two Lesbians get married. Who pays the shopping bill ?"

"What happens when so-and-so step in the neutrino's urine? He develops LEPTONspirosis."

"I used to be a gynecologist... But after I started shaking, they wouldn't stop following me home."

"007 then and now 007 then: Shaken not stirred. 007 now: Trimmed not shaved."

"When I said ""I'm really good in bed"" I was referring to sleeping. Sorry for the misunderstanding, you can pull your pants up now."

"Why have I never noticed the 'anus' in 'manuscript' before? It's like hearing music for the first time."

"Why do dogs make good sailors? They know their knots."