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Joke of the Day

"Why have I never noticed the 'anus' in 'manuscript' before? It's like hearing music for the first time."

"Lorde wrote her Grammy nominated album at age 14. My son is 13 and has let the bathtub overflow twice while he was sitting INSIDE of it."

"What did the Borg's existential brother say (Star Trek)? Existence is futile."

"what is donald trump's favourite party game? JINGO!"

"What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow? You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)"

"Someone once asked me if I trust boobs... ...I said ""I put my faith in them"""

"Why did Turkey disappear? Because Austria was Hungary."

"Why do Jews hate soda? Because they're gassy"

"I stopped fighting my inner demons; We're totes BFFs now."

"Everyone is furious about Trump's greatest crime: Beating a woman"