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Joke of the Day

"I used to be a gynecologist... But after I started shaking, they wouldn't stop following me home."

"TIFU by not having a picture of my pet ready on my cake day. What were you expecting to see here?"

"What do whales and milk have in common? They both cum in gallons."

"I can count the number of times I actually used a flyer on one hand... And still have five fingers remaining."

"How does ISIL prefer their eggs? Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled."

"I like my drinks like I like my women.... Stiff and cold."

"What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? Every morning you will rise and shine."

"There are 10 kind of people in this world Those who understand binary and those who don't."

"Did you know drinking beer makes you smart? It made Bud wiser."

"Why did the cow get a divorce? Because she couldn't take her husbands bullshit."