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Joke of the Day
"Q: What's the difference between one yard and two yards? A: A fence."
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"Kissing 101: 1. Open your mouth 2. Wider, that's it. 3. Stick out your tongue 4. Then walk towards her and pray she doesn't run away."
"What's the difference between your mom and a rooster? A rooster says ""Cock-a-doddle-doo"", and your mom says ""Any-cock-will-do!"""
"These people are screaming like they've never seen pompoms on an axe before."
"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? to get to the other side..."
"how did the Russian babysitter win the race? She got ahead LOL"
"Crocodiles can grow up to 20 feet but most have just four."
"Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)."
"What do you call a gender confused toddler? A Transves-tyke."
"How do you make a dog stop humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick."