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Joke of the Day
"Why do women watch porn films until the end? To see if they get married."
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"I like it when I open a document and my monitor says WORD and I'm like YO."
"How is a pirate like a trumpet player? They both murder on the high C's."
"*points at self* the man.. *poimts at foot* the leg-end"
"My boss dropped a pen, bent to pick it up, my b-ball instincts took over, I slapped his ass, said 'nice hustle' & now I need a new job."
"What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward? [OC] A receeding Herr line."
"""So did you get lucky last night?"" You better believe it! [flashback to me making all green lights omw home after girl refused to kiss me]"
"A Statistic Nine out of ten prisoners enjoy prison rape."
"How to end an interview: 1. Thank them for their time. 2. Shake their hand firmly. 3. Firmer. 4. Firmer yet. 5. BREAK HIS HAND YOU MUST WIN"
"You wouldn't know her. She goes to a different Internet"