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Joke of the Day

"How did the sun die? It went to Detroit."

"when I was a little kid, my mom told me I could do anything when I grew up. that's why I'm suing her"

"Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself? Because it is two-tired (too tired)."

"My GF's anti aging cream went bad. HOW DOES ANTI AGING CREAM HAVE AN EXPIRATION DATE?!"

"Why did the adobe acrobat document go to jail? Because it was a pdf file."

"Me: I only smoke weed because of Cancer. Mom: You don't have Cancer! Me: So it's working..."

"I Lost my watch at a party once. Saw a guy stepping on it while sexually harassing a girl. I walked up to the dude, punched him straight in the nose. No one does that to a girl... not on my watch."

"Ugh, I hate wearing this towel while my wife washes my cape."

"What do you call..... What do you call dead black people in a barn? Antique farm equipment!"

"1. Be born of a virgin 2. Walk on water 3. Get crucified 4. Return from the dead 5. ??? 6: Prophet"