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Joke of the Day
"A wise man once said that life is like a box of chocolates the black ones don't last very long"
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"I overdosed on Viagra once... ...It was the hardest day of my life"
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"How many James Pattersons does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him."
"What do you call a japanese homeless guy? Tokyo Drifter"
"3 am phone call, ""Hey, are you asleep?"" Nope, Im skydiving."
"You know the 4 quarters Lebron joke, how about the Dirk one? I asked Dirk for change for a dollar; he gave me 4 quarters and a dime. He always gives any extra 10%."