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Joke of the Day
"just saw Gravity. excuse me while I go hug the earth."
Next Joke
"Heya /r/jokes! do you want to know how to keep a loser in suspense? I might tell you tomorrow."
"What does a landmine field and my pet friendly apartment complex have in common? It doesn't matter where you step, shit is about to happen"
"Children are the ultimate invaders: they steal all your resources & then try to convince the original inhabitants to worship their weird art"
"Just bought a medical alert bracelet that says ""probably just shitfaced."""
"Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie? Half to none of the time."
"He said we needed to talk so I screamed 'Who are you & what are you doing in my house?' Long story short, it was his house & his wife is mad"
"Planning a murder/suicide is kind of pessimistic, what if the murder part cheers you up?"
"What do men who receive compressed porn files do when they are alone? They unzip."
"Interesting how u totally lose track of ur age after 21. Nothing to look forward to until 31, when u can legally own a donkey in a bathtub."