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Joke of the Day
"I bet the first guy who threw shit into a fan never knew what an incredible legacy he would leave."
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"Wait, Fellatio isn't a flavor of ice cream?!"
"A dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac... lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog."
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"What is a 6.9 ? A good thing ruined by a period."
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