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"Boyscouts vs. Jews What is the difference between a boyscout and a jew? ... Boyscouts come back from their camps."
"Why don't most fans like the first 39 episodes of DBZ? Its pretty gay, just Saiyan."
"What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50? Your Honor."
"Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster."
"With all the news about Bristol Palin's pregnancy, I can't help but think abortion may have been the right answer... Her grandmother probably regrets not having one."
"How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes? He gets her Dawn."
"I just found some of my long lost relatives from Alabama on incestry.com"
"hey, so much for global warming -- look at all this snow! and so much for global globalness, look how flat it is out there!"
"My Father Was An Artist My father was an artist. He had an *amazing* stroke. That's how he died....."