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Joke of the Day
"How do you kill a 1 legged fox? Make him run across Canada. (sorry)"
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"How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate its tit a lot"
"I raped myself today. It sucks being a schizophrenic hermaphrodite."
"BREAKING NEWS: Scientists sneak up on Periodic Table, add element of Surprise"
"Fat chances are my favorite chances"
"Son your teacher called, she said you wrote ""AQUAMAN RULZ"" all over your math test. [sigh] First of all, Aquaman doesnt have any good powers"
"Original Yo Momma? (I think, please verify) Yo mommas so fat, shes being traded on the oil futures market!"
"My wife doesn't believe that auto correct changed ""Yes dear"" to ""Hell no I'm not picking your mother up from the airport at 1am."""
"My strong stance on drinking milk straight from the carton has met with no opposition from people who haven't caught me yet."
"Why is Santa so Jolly? He knows where all the BAD girls live. (not oc)"