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Joke of the Day
"The John Deere manure spreader It's the only product the company won't stand behind"
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"What's the hardest part about rollerblading? Telling your parents you're gay"
"I was a mentally ill homeless alcoholic until that fateful day when the man in a blazer said, ""get a job pal."""
"What's the difference between a priest and a beard One comes on your face before your 13."
"Why was the juice company losing customers? There was no punch-line."
"Did you hear the one about the dyslexic insomniac agnostic? He lay awake at night, wondering if there is a dog."
"What are my views on lesbian relationships ? I view it in HD."
"*pours a shaker of salt into the ocean* You're free now"
"I'm excited for the zombie apocalypse so I can trap famous dead celebrities and make the best Broadway show ever assembled."
"When I was young I did stupid things because I didn't know any better. Now I know better and do stupid things because I miss being young."