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Joke of the Day
"Wait, Fellatio isn't a flavor of ice cream?!"
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"What do you call Ralph Nader's alter ego? His alter-nader"
"A ghost walks into a bar and howls Sorry sir' the barmen replies.""We don't serve spirits after eleven"""
"What did Ahab yell out to Moby Dick as it swam away? Catch you later!"
"Did you hear about the fish that walked into the chip shop?? He got battered!!"
"[zombie movie set] Director into megaphone: ""We're about to start rolling. Look alive people!"" *actors look around confused as heck*"
"I'm sorry, the number you have dialed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again."
"Where do dads keep their jokes? In their dadabase."
"What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter? I want my baby back, baby back, baby back."
"Why is Hitler's Favorite Animal the Cheetah? Because they are the Facist animals within existence."