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Joke of the Day
"What's the most cleanest animal on the planet? A Hygiena."
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"My grandma has dementia the saddest part is watching her slowly forget about Dre"
"If we get pulled over this beer is yours. - Dads"
"I beat a black belt at karate. My next challenger is a green sock."
"What's the difference between an onion and a woman? I cry when I cut open an onion"
"What do you call a witch who only eats sand? Malnourished."
"A guy came up to me at the gym and asked me what event I was training so hard for. Life, motherf*cker."
"Drink like a fish and you'll never feel like a fish out of water socially. You might look like one but you'll never feel like one..."
"Did you ever blow bubbles when you were a kid? Well I hear he's back in town. Source: The Amazing Jeffery"
"What's the best thing about being named Richard? Every picture of me is a Dick pic. Which is to say my own mother hangs Dick pics on her walls."