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Joke of the Day

"Having to explain a joke is like dissecting a frog Sure, everyone will understand it a bit better; but the frogs never quiet the same."

"What do you do when your girlfriend starts to smoke? Slow the pace and apply more lube!"

"I headed-butted a girl while we were making out. She told me we should just skip the fore-head-play."

"Q: Why didn't Noah go fishing? A: He only had two worms!"

"A baby seal walks into a club."

"Q.How do you put out a fire? A.Take away the HEAT FUEL OXYGEN or the CHIEF!"

"Can you just bear with me for a moment? *grabs salmon out of stream. bites head off. hibernates.*"

"What's an epileptic's motto? Carpe diem."

"I bet chickens have mixed emotions about Thanksgiving, because they're safe for a day, but why aren't they good enough for a holiday meal?"

"What is Billy Joel's favorite Bill Murray movie? Caddyshack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack."