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Joke of the Day

"Q.How do you put out a fire? A.Take away the HEAT FUEL OXYGEN or the CHIEF!"

"I believe it was Benjamin Franklin who said: ""You have reached the end of you free trial membership at BenjaminFranklinQuotes.com."""

"I used to play pocket hockey... ...but I stopped because the referee was a dick."

"It's hard to find true love these days. Even Charles Manson's fiance wanted him for his body."

"Why do churches ban Wifi Networks? Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works."

"The ostrich may have the right idea but I hate sand in my hair."

"BOSS: Okay, let's do this. What names are you pitching? COWORKER: Hannah Montana ME: Assapoopshits Massachusetts BOSS: Michael you're fired"

"What is a Freudian slip? It's when you say one thing but fuck your mother"

"There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks stopped at line two."

"Why Doesn't Santa Have Any Kids? Because he comes down the chimney."