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Joke of the Day

"Q.How do you put out a fire? A.Take away the HEAT FUEL OXYGEN or the CHIEF!"

"First, there was Planking, then Owling and Milking, now there's Harlem Shaking. If the next trend could be Thinking, that would be great."

"I went to the zoo but there was only one animal... it was a Shih Tzu."

"This woman at the bar said ""move, you're blocking the door"" & I'm like strange pickup line but sure here's my number."

"What's the difference between a zombie and a redneck? One is a brainless, dirty, slow moving abomination, and the other is a zombie."

"What do cheese and cancer have in common? Americans put it everywhere!"

"Have you ever stroked a parrot? I bet you've stroked a cockatoo..."

"Met a hooker who said she'd do anything for $5 So I had her repost a joke for me that's been posted 5,000 times in the past week"

"Do all Europeans countries drive on the right? No, the Brits left."

"What did the snowman order at MacDonalds ? Icerbergers with chilli sauce !"